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3.4

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  • Student
    4.0
    11 July 2026

    Pretty mint school

    This school is full of drug cartels and gangs. We have gang shootouts daily and my science teacher sucks and said me and my friends are bad at learning. Good thing about school is there are so many drug’s available. Another thing is there are so many racist teachers one of my reliever teachers said to a mixed student “we speak English in this class” but again the amount of amazing drugs on offer make this school great! The head of school is running a money laundering operation too which is a bit dodgy. The contract room (located at the bottom of a block) is a secret fight club at lunch time and people bet on their favourite fighters. Overall I recommend this school to your kids so they can have access to lots of drugs, guns and fun!

  • Former Student
    5.0
    27 May 2026

    AMAZING

    I used to go to this school and it was great, teachers cares about no one but themselves so we can do what we want, Cameras in bathrooms abit weird but its okay we stick wet toilet paper to the cameras and get drunk in the bathroom. Theres heaps of drugs in the bushes we call it bush haven. Come to this school I recommend the canteen lady fks for free.

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  • Student
    1.0
    1 April 2026

    my oh my Cashmere high school

    Words cannot explain the pain and suffering I have gone through during my time in Cashmere High School. The bathrooms are filled with so many tweakers on the floor and needles that you cannot even go for a piss. The stench of stale smoke and despair clings to the air, a grim reminder of the lives that have spiraled out of control within these walls. It really gets to a point where I had tried to walk through the halls just to be caught in the crossfire between two rival gangs shooting from the s...

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  • Other
    5.0
    9 March 2026

    Pretty chill place

    In cashmere high school some wild things go on. In my 1st year some kid stole a science teacher's prius and drove it through the performing arts centre wall. It left a 2 meter wide hole in the building that took 5 months to repair and cost $40,000. BTW the teacher never got the car back because she didn't have insurance. The amount of drugs available is pretty shocking. It's easier to get fentanyl than a pen or rubber. There are multiple micro cartels running around the school that constantly cause shoot outs and gang wars. These gang wars happen so frequently that school just carries on like nothing is happening. There will be kids in ski masks shooting through the A block windows while opposing gangs return fire from the library. It's gotten to a point where it's normal to see kids with heavy machine guns hanging off their backs instead of backpacks. Some of the heads of school run a money laundering operation. Overall a pretty good school with enjoyable experiences.

  • Parent
    5.0
    9 March 2026

    Best school ever.

    very good. lots of drugs available for anyone willing to spend a couple of dollars. I found a packet of cocaine in the bush one day and someone offered me $1.50 for it. banger deal. always send your misbehaving children there if they are being naughty at home. The teachers do well to get them back in shape by using the old school ruler whipping - only they use sharp metal ones instead of wooden rulers. highly recommend to anyone willing to send their kids into a inescapable prison full of druggi...

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  • Student
    2.0
    10 February 2026

    Don't try, don't have fun, don't learn.

    I really wish this school had better caretakers who genuinely enforced the rules, as it seems like students are allowed to do whatever they want. Last year, I had a math teacher who didn’t take any action, and I managed to copy off the smart kid every time. I was even congratulated for doing well on the exam that I cheated on. There’s also so much strange behavior happening all the time—vaping, smoking, drinking, and even homeless people around. We have no security whatsoever. A dangerous person could easily walk in, and no one would know because of the incompetent management at this school. Additionally, the canteen is overpriced, and the lines are always too long. Dealing with unruly students sneaking in is just annoying, and having people stare at you is uncomfortable. Lockdown drills are terrible because students joke around the entire time. We could also use friendlier caretakers; they act like they’re in charge of the school like police officers, which is really irritating. Furthermore, the duty teachers are no better—they're just the same. If you decide to come here, be prepared. Get ready for my arrival!

  • Former Student
    1.0
    25 September 2025

    Cashmere? More like Trashmere

    I went to cashmere, the school sucked. I was bullied so severely but they did nothing except punish me for standing up for myself. I will never send my kids here if I have children in the future, don’t want them to have the same shitty school experience their mum (me) did

  • Student
    5.0
    4 June 2025

    Cool school ig

    my asshole speaks chinese

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  • Other
    5.0
    3 June 2025

    GREAT SCHOOL 100% send your kids here

    so many opportunities to buy drugs, especially with so many people around. let me name a few drugs that i have recently witnessed being bought. there was one guy selling cocaine behind the canteen and also some methane fetamine dealing around o block. but above all of the drugs, there are so many vapers hanging around in the bathroom. you cant even go in the toilet without seeing a cloud of vapour above the other cubicles. overall, great school, definitely send your kids here.

  • Other
    5.0
    29 April 2025

    Drug Haven

    The drugs are plentifully available with multiple dealers in each class. The sheer amount of available drugs is astonishing. One incident I remember was that I was at the canteen ordering my vape juice, and some kid came up to me offering to pay for my vape juice if I tested his new drug that he was developing. He paid for my vape juice, and then he brought me a dropper filled with a clear liquid. He said for me to drop it on my tongue, so I did. I started seeing rainbow figures and I fainted. The only thing I would recommend is some of that devils lettuce. I got so stoned that I walked into a window. Overall a magnificent school if you are a hardcore drug addict.

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